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King V
Real Ninja
Ninja Leader
Well Known Shooter
2 Time Felon
Rapper
Created OTN-Only The Ninjas Rap Group
Young Hooligan
Thug Ninja
Rapper
Drug Dealer
Fashionable
Kunichi Doll
Female Ninja
Make Up Artist
Voluptuous
BBW
Infiltration and Information Gathering Skills
Obie Jay
Worlds First Gay Ninja
Hair Stylist
Works With Dizzy
Ex Pro Football Player
Banned From NFL-Ninja Football League For Sexual Misconduct
LGBQTN Founder-Lesbian,Gay,Bisexual,Queer, Transgender Ninjas
Dizzy
Mixed Ninja
Half Ninja
Half Cracker
Ninja Dad
Cracker Mom
Barber
Works With Obie Jay
Canadian
Fights ninjas and crackers in middle of fight til he gets dizzy and passes out
Conflicted and confused about which side to fight for
Piper
Jailhouse Ninja
Plumber
Pipe Fitter
Met King V In Prison
Good Singer
Shokka
African Ninja
Warrior
Teaches Ninjas About Africa
Informs them on how they were only taught about ninja culture but teaches them deeper cultural African values
Slim Ivory
White Ninja
Auto Plant Worker
Steals vehicles for ninjas
Forced by King V to commit dangerous crimes if he wants the privilege of hanging out with real street ninjas
WINJA-Wannabe Ninja
CrackerBob
Bitter Cracker
Bob Triscitt
Cracker Leader
Married to Dolly Triscitt
Patriotic
Truck Driver
Lead singer in his hometown country band-CrackerBob and The Pasty Face Boys
Fritz
Salty Cracker
Mechanic
Far Right Extremist
Hyper
Dramatic
Huge Fan of late conservative Rush Limbo
Billy Hardtack
Hard Cracker
Cowboy
Officer Hardtacks Older Brother
Retired FBC Agent-Federal Bureau of Crackers
Worked under famous FBC Director Jed Hoover
Officer Hardtack
Dirty Cracker
Crackerville Police Officer
Billy Hardtacks Younger Brother
Overly Aggressive
All ninjas look suspicious and dangerous to him no matter what age even toddlers and old ninjas
Has been suspended numerous times for complaints of excessive force against ninjas.
Steve McCracken
Military Cracker
Ex-Marine
Explosives Expert
Infiltrating skills
Motorcycle Enthusiast
Dolly
Spicy Cracker
Dolly Triscitt
CrackerBobs Wife
Waitress
Sassy
Flirtatious
Starred In Adult Film Dolly Does Dallas
Undercover Ninja Lover
Sleeps with ninjas any chance she gets unbeknownst to CrackerBob
Sweats and aroused every time male ninjas around
Attends NA-Ninjas Anonymous meetings-Support group for crackers obsessed with ninjas
Mayor Frump
Crackerville Mayor
Cheesy Cracker
Narcissistic
Ego Maniac
Has Talking Toupee that threatens to end their friendship
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Milana Frump
Mayor Frumps Wife
Actual Dodo Bird-unbeknownst to Mayor Frump
Useless Wings
Lays Eggs
Squawks and Coo’s To Communicate
Clumsy
Clueless
Tom Graham
Black Cracker
FIXD NEWS Reporter
Conservative
Republican
Hosts Podcast Titled “Why I Hate Ninjas”
Praises Crackers
Extreme Dislike Towards Ninjas
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