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King V

Real Ninja
Ninja Leader
Well Known Shooter
2 Time Felon
Rapper
Created OTN-Only The Ninjas Rap Group

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Young Hooligan

Thug Ninja
Rapper
Drug Dealer
Fashionable

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Kunichi Doll

Female Ninja
Make Up Artist
Voluptuous
BBW
Infiltration and Information Gathering Skills

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Obie Jay

Worlds First Gay Ninja
Hair Stylist
Works With Dizzy
Ex Pro Football Player
Banned From NFL-Ninja Football League For Sexual Misconduct
LGBQTN Founder-Lesbian,Gay,Bisexual,Queer, Transgender Ninjas

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Dizzy

Mixed Ninja
Half Ninja
Half Cracker
Ninja Dad
Cracker Mom
Barber
Works With Obie Jay
Canadian
Fights ninjas and crackers in middle of fight til he gets dizzy and passes out
Conflicted and confused about which side to fight for

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Piper

Jailhouse Ninja
Plumber
Pipe Fitter
Met King V In Prison
Good Singer

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Shokka

African Ninja
Warrior
Teaches Ninjas About Africa
Informs them on how they were only taught about ninja culture but teaches them deeper cultural African values

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Slim Ivory

White Ninja
Auto Plant Worker
Steals vehicles for ninjas
Forced by King V to commit dangerous crimes if he wants the privilege of hanging out with real street ninjas
WINJA-Wannabe Ninja

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CrackerBob

Bitter Cracker
Bob Triscitt
Cracker Leader
Married to Dolly Triscitt
Patriotic
Truck Driver
Lead singer in his hometown country band-CrackerBob and The Pasty Face Boys

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Fritz

Salty Cracker
Mechanic
Far Right Extremist
Hyper
Dramatic
Huge Fan of late conservative Rush Limbo

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Billy Hardtack

Hard Cracker
Cowboy
Officer Hardtacks Older Brother
Retired FBC Agent-Federal Bureau of Crackers
Worked under famous FBC Director Jed Hoover

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Officer Hardtack

Dirty Cracker
Crackerville Police Officer
Billy Hardtacks Younger Brother
Overly Aggressive
All ninjas look suspicious and dangerous to him no matter what age even toddlers and old ninjas
Has been suspended numerous times for complaints of excessive force against ninjas.

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Steve McCracken

Military Cracker
Ex-Marine
Explosives Expert
Infiltrating skills
Motorcycle Enthusiast

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Dolly

Spicy Cracker
Dolly Triscitt
CrackerBobs Wife
Waitress
Sassy
Flirtatious
Starred In Adult Film Dolly Does Dallas
Undercover Ninja Lover
Sleeps with ninjas any chance she gets unbeknownst to CrackerBob
Sweats and aroused every time male ninjas around
Attends NA-Ninjas Anonymous meetings-Support group for crackers obsessed with ninjas

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Mayor Frump

Crackerville Mayor
Cheesy Cracker
Narcissistic
Ego Maniac
Has Talking Toupee that threatens to end their friendship

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Tom Graham

Black Cracker
FIXD NEWS Reporter
Conservative
Republican
Hosts Podcast Titled “Why I Hate Ninjas”
Praises Crackers
Extreme Dislike Towards Ninjas

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